Just Me

I actually caught my girlfriend are applying what I thought looked like a very strange looking wrinkle reducing cream the other day. She was actually using mayonnaise and spreading it on her face. She told me that it was one of the best eye creams that reduced wrinkles and closed skin pores. I then saw her proceed to mix up an egg yolk and apply that to her face. You should see how funny she looked. She was laughing with me but then explained that some natural foods are actually the best skin care products that anyone could use for a fraction of the cost of expensive cosmetics.